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Image: The Robert Jr. Cactus Train attraction, recklessly bowing in the shrouded candlelight
Robert Jr. Cactus Train
September 7, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Situated bodily into one of Robert Jr. Cactus Train's diabolically designed prisoner transports, you'll go on a thankfully brief journey through Chinbook Land and get a through-the-bars view of miniscule model houses of famous toons.
- Warning: in many cases, insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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