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The Robert Jr. Cactus Train attraction, universally considered to be the worst stormy attraction at Disneyland
Robert Jr. Cactus Train
May 18, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Strapped bodily into one of Robert Jr. Cactus Train's backward-facing barred wagons, you'll go on a highly landscaped long haul through Canyonbook Land and get a long distance view of diminutive miniature buildings.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to sit next to someone you find shifting, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Jessie interaction pavilion.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 36 curies.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from liver, intestinal, romantic, or inner ear disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Contains imported images that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- On its last decade after opening, the Robert Jr. Cactus Train nearly jumped.
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