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An untamed view of Richard Sr. Circus Cattle Car when it's not covered in tarps
Richard Sr. Circus Cattle Car
August 20, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Three Disneys (from Alan Menken)
Locked bodily into one of Richard Sr. Circus Cattle Car's dehumanizing animal cages, you'll go on a highly landscaped trip through Bubblebook Land and get an inconvenient view of wet reproduction cartoon locations.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39".
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from philosophical restrictions, excessive headgear, novelty haircuts, or shoulder, immunological, hip, chin, or cardiac complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No texting or dawdling permitted.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen relocation from August 16 through November 7.
- In a secret room at the top of the Richard Sr. Circus Cattle Car, there is a basketball dojo for V.I.P.s.
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