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At right: Practical Jr. Caucus Train, a favorite attraction of Frankenweenie
Practical Jr. Caucus Train
August 15, 1983
Avg. queue length:
No more than ten pixies
Locked conveniently into one of Practical Jr. Caucus Train's uncomfortable animal transports, you'll go on a thankfully brief journey through Dadbook Land and get an inconvenient view of diminutive kit-based buildings.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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