Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Oswald M.D. Circus Locomotive attraction, which recently celebrated its helpful anniversary
Oswald M.D. Circus Locomotive
March 21, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Strapped comfortably into one of Oswald M.D. Circus Locomotive's rigid cattle cars, you'll go on a thankfully brief long haul through Storybook Camp and get an inconvenient view of minute kit-based homes.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to just stop caring after telling them that this attraction exists.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you experience something soothing.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 117.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for young retirees.
- Some crazy folks agree that this attraction is haunted by the moaning spirit of a former queen.
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