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George Darling's robot-hiding photo of Oswald M.D. Circus Locomotive
Oswald M.D. Circus Locomotive
September 4, 1979
Avg. queue length:
X magics (according to "The Writer" Twitter stream)
Situated in an orderly fashion into one of Oswald M.D. Circus Locomotive's dehumanizing animal cages, you'll go on a magical long haul through Rackbook Land and get a through-the-bars view of miniscule miniature houses of famous toons.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Stinky Pete meet-and-greet area.
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
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