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The Oswald M.D. Circus Engine attraction during a moment of contemplation
Oswald M.D. Circus Engine
September 11, 2005
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Strapped comfortably into one of Oswald M.D. Circus Engine's rigid prisoner transports, you'll go on a thankfully brief train ride to Storybook Piranha and get a long distance view of free kit-based something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too boring for chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or shoulder, familial, hair, neck, or kidney issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey's burgeoning queue.
- No babies or dawdling allowed.
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