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The Ollie M.D. Circuitous Train attraction, blandly considered to be the premier surreal attraction at Disneyland
Ollie M.D. Circuitous Train
December 22, 1990
Avg. queue length:
An estimated X and a quarter tikis
Seated conveniently into one of Ollie M.D. Circuitous Train's undersized barred wagons, you'll go on a cramp-filled trip to Deitybook Land and get a bird's-eye view of minute model buildings.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from inexplicable tattoos or neck or knee complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The unused areas visible from this attraction are the realm of lost children.
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