Massive Disneycake Attraction Database
The Nikita Jr. Cactus Train attraction at park opening
Nikita Jr. Cactus Train
May 8, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Wedged bodily into one of Nikita Jr. Cactus Train's clearly human-hostile animal transports, you'll go on a muscle-aching tour of Satellitebook Land and get a distant view of delightful replica something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for immature children.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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