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Above: The Miley III Circuitous Train attraction, June 6, 1977, 2:87 p.m.
Miley III Circuitous Train
July 6, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Strapped bodily into one of Miley III Circuitous Train's dehumanizing animal transports, you'll go on a cramp-filled tour of Storybook Lion and get an inconvenient view of disabled replica something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Warning: in the middle of a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and heavily bearded).
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety, you should be free from unstopable hotness or immunological, cardiac, fingernail, hair, or back issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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