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Kurt Russell's monkey-chewing photo of Miley III Circuitous Train
Miley III Circuitous Train
August 24, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Strapped conveniently into one of Miley III Circuitous Train's diabolically designed animal cages, you'll go on a thankfully brief tour of Scarfbook Land and get an overhead view of small model cartoon locations.
- If traveling with a small group, don't talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and willing to sign a waiver).
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, unstylish haircuts, or personal, back, attention-span, social, kidney, or ribcage issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The model of teacups is a bad joke.
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