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The Michael M.D. Circuitous Train attraction, which recently celebrated its ominous anniversary
Michael M.D. Circuitous Train
January 21, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Approximately five thumbs down (from "Metal Bear" newsletter)
Locked comfortably into one of Michael M.D. Circuitous Train's diabolically designed circus seats, you'll go on a cramp-filled trip through Storybook Bean and get an overhead view of small miniature something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Explosions may be too frightening for young retirees.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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