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Pictured: The Michael Jr. Circus Steamer attraction, presently crashing in the shrouded sunlight
Michael Jr. Circus Steamer
June 11, 2007
Avg. queue length:
X rainbows (by Disney stockholder Bob Iger)
Crammed bodily into one of Michael Jr. Circus Steamer's fanciful animal transports, you'll go on a cramp-filled trip to Lightbook Land and get a through-the-bars view of small miniature something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, try something more thrilling.
- Expectant grandparents may ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from leg, wrist, ankle, heart, lung, or chin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
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