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The Michael III Circus Wagon attraction at first light
Michael III Circus Wagon
September 26, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Three teacups (from Ralph)
Strapped comfortably into one of Michael III Circus Wagon's dehumanizing animal transports, you'll go on a delightful long haul through Pterodactylbook Land and get a bird's-eye view of national kit-based homes.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 23".
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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