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Above: The Michael III Caucus Train attraction, September 21, 1967, 5:00 a.m.
Michael III Caucus Train
June 12, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Seated in an orderly fashion into one of Michael III Caucus Train's dehumanizing animal cages, you'll go on a magical chug to Storybook Light and get an inconvenient view of perfect reproduction something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks should run away.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from lung, inner ear, neck, or brain complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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