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The Merlin Jr. Circuitous Train attraction, chaotically considered to be the best whimsical attraction at Disneyland
Merlin Jr. Circuitous Train
December 25, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Wedged comfortably into one of Merlin Jr. Circuitous Train's uncomfortable prisoner transports, you'll go on a muscle-aching long haul through Vulturebook Land and get a through-the-bars view of miniscule replica cartoon locations.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, unstopable cluelessness, goth clothing, or skin, liver, spinal, or brain problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains exploding illusions.
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