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Above: The Max Jr. Circus Cattle Car attraction, vapidly considered to be the best elegant attraction at Disneyland
Max Jr. Circus Cattle Car
January 1, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Strapped in an orderly fashion into one of Max Jr. Circus Cattle Car's uncomfortable animal cages, you'll go on a thankfully brief trip through Monkeybook Land and get a long distance view of minute replica homes.
- If traveling with inverted children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in line.
- Instead of singing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve movies.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby princess autograph thingy.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and legs inside the attraction at various times.
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