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The Max Jr. Caucus Train attraction during refurbishment
Max Jr. Caucus Train
October 8, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired vacationers
Locked in an orderly fashion into one of Max Jr. Caucus Train's cramped circus seats, you'll go on a cramp-filled train ride to Possessionbook Land and get a distant view of minute miniature homes.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from clown makeup, projectile-vomiting propensity, or viral, blood, chin, immunological, or familial disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Managers keep a secret journal in which is written the names of all the guests who have worked on this attraction.
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