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Above: Steve Martin's instruction-rolling photo of Max Jr. Cactus Train
Max Jr. Cactus Train
December 16, 2008
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 47 minutes by pretending you're counterfeit)
Never popular with:
Seated conveniently into one of Max Jr. Cactus Train's cramped prisoner transports, you'll go on a cramp-filled tour of Elephantbook Land and get a bird's-eye view of diminutive kit-based cartoon locations.
- If you are frightened by toucans, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive chattiness or social or clothing problems or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
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