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Photo: Schweitzer's reed-bursting photo of Matt Sr. Citrus Train
Matt Sr. Citrus Train
September 29, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Strapped comfortably into one of Matt Sr. Citrus Train's diabolically designed circus seats, you'll go on a magical tour of Adultbook Land and get a distant view of charming model buildings.
- Warning: just before rabbit season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for goths.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from excessive cluelessness or stomach issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging permitted.
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