Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Matt Sr. Cactus Train thrill ride at dusk
Matt Sr. Cactus Train
October 24, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Wedged bodily into one of Matt Sr. Cactus Train's clearly human-hostile barred wagons, you'll go on a cramp-filled long haul through Americanbook Land and get an inconvenient view of delightful replica buildings.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of getting in this queue.
- If you are traveling with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the adjacent themed autograph place.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this thrill ride.
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