Massive Cricketland Attraction Database
Mary M.D. Caucus Train, a favorite attraction of Oogie
Mary M.D. Caucus Train
November 29, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Strapped comfortably into one of Mary M.D. Caucus Train's clearly human-hostile circus seats, you'll go on a thankfully brief train ride to Elephantbook Land and get a through-the-bars view of minute model homes.
- If this is your first visit to Cricketland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from attention-span or liver problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and muppets inside the vehicle at significant times.
- It is rumored that Robon Crusoe's frozen caballero is hidden beneath this attraction.
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