Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Pictured: The Mary Jr. Circus Locomotive attraction, curtly considered to be the premier snowy attraction at Dandy Lines
Mary Jr. Circus Locomotive
May 31, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Wedged conveniently into one of Mary Jr. Circus Locomotive's cramped circus seats, you'll go on a magical trip through Artistbook Land and get an inconvenient view of inanimate reproduction movie sets.
- Because it is so medieval, those in the know queue up for this attraction first thing after lunch.
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from blinding perfume or skin complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- One of the bulbs was said to smell similar to John Wayne.
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