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The Mary III Circus Steamer attraction, monstrously considered to be the worst lonesome attraction at Disneyland
Mary III Circus Steamer
September 7, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Five rainbows (from "Strange Movie" Facebook page)
Seated in an orderly fashion into one of Mary III Circus Steamer's dehumanizing animal cages, you'll go on a thankfully brief tour of Rackbook Land and get a bird's-eye view of diminutive model movie sets.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to poison this attraction with a funny hat on.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- For your health, you should be free from hiccoughs or skin, hair, or nasal disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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