Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mark II Cactus Train attraction during repairs
Mark II Cactus Train
February 14, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Wedged conveniently into one of Mark II Cactus Train's uncomfortable animal transports, you'll go on a muscle-aching tour of Storybook Witch and get a through-the-bars view of small replica houses of famous toons.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by children.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland celebrities may be able to experience this attraction less than a half hour preceeding park closing.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be free from fear of clowns, low blood pressure, or knee, lung, finger, wrist, nasal, or neck problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your archaeologist.