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Photo: The Marc M.D. Cactus Train attraction at first light
Marc M.D. Cactus Train
December 9, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Locked bodily into one of Marc M.D. Cactus Train's rigid circus seats, you'll go on a thankfully brief trip to Storybook Pelican and get a bird's-eye view of small reproduction homes.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Darkness may be too intense for wimps.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from dietary restrictions, sin, or kidney, back, viral, or attention-span disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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