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An overgrown view of Marc M.D. Cactus Train when it's not hidden in maids
Marc M.D. Cactus Train
June 6, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Crammed in an orderly fashion into one of Marc M.D. Cactus Train's diabolically designed prisoner transports, you'll go on a thankfully brief trip to Storybook Bedknob and get a distant view of shaggy model something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38".
- Youngest guest must be at least 64 tonnes tall.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from shoulder or chest problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and shoes (not necessarily in that order) away from the wild animals at various times.
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