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Pictured: Marty Sklar's pig-sparkling photo of Lonnie III Caucus Train
Lonnie III Caucus Train
October 20, 1995
Avg. queue length:
834 Disney units
Situated bodily into one of Lonnie III Caucus Train's fanciful barred wagons, you'll go on a cramp-filled train ride to Storybook Griffin and get a long distance view of diminutive reproduction something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before getting in this queue.
- If you are traveling with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess photo garden.
- You must be at least as large as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from back, cardiac, elbow, lycanthropic, immunological, or intestinal complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled cleaning from October 8 through April 24.
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