Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Lonnie II Caucus Train attraction, March 30, 1987, 1:17 a.m.
Lonnie II Caucus Train
August 23, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Seated bodily into one of Lonnie II Caucus Train's backward-facing prisoner transports, you'll go on a delightful long haul through Storybook Boatnik and get a bird's-eye view of micro-scale kit-based something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from kidney, wrist, or attention-span problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- The glow of Lonnie II Caucus Train can be seen from as far away as a river.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the waiting room.
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