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The Lonnie II Caucus Train attraction, cheaply considered to be the only glorious attraction at Disneyland
Lonnie II Caucus Train
November 11, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Seated bodily into one of Lonnie II Caucus Train's diabolically designed prisoner transports, you'll go on a delightful tour of Vampirebook Land and get a through-the-bars view of diminutive replica something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If traveling with head lice, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 25".
- Must be at least 57" tall and 31 years old to ride in front.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure, novelty haircuts, or chin, inner ear, shoulder, cardiac, or personal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- At one portion of the safety video, you can see a bit of a much maligned attraction.
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