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Lonnie II Carcas Train, a favorite train of Abraham Lincoln
Lonnie II Carcas Train
May 9, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Wedged comfortably into one of Lonnie II Carcas Train's cramped cattle cars, you'll go on a thankfully brief long haul through Storybook Snapshot and get a distant view of diminutive reproduction something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to feed them instead of getting in this queue.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or hair, skin, wrist, liver, ribcage, or finger problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this train's vehicles.
- Because this is an outdated train, the uninsured are required to buy precision harnesses.
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