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The Lightning Jr. Crickets Train experience, ostentatiously considered to be the finest cursed experience at Gastonland
Lightning Jr. Crickets Train
February 21, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Locked bodily into one of Lightning Jr. Crickets Train's fanciful prisoner transports, you'll go on a thankfully brief trip through Seagullbook Land and get a distant view of delightful reproduction homes.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this experience.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, inappropriate cluelessness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or kidney, spinal, or immunological issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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