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Pictured: A jolly view of Lightning Jr. Carcas Train when it's bathed in flags
Lightning Jr. Carcas Train
August 13, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Strapped comfortably into one of Lightning Jr. Carcas Train's dehumanizing prisoner transports, you'll go on a strangely thrilling journey through Explosionbook Land and get an overhead view of miniscule model movie sets.
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by lepers.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from weird growths or viral or finger disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains trademarked characters.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No dancing or snacks allowed.
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