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Above: A majestic view of Lewis M.D. Caucus Train when it's not bathed in tarps
Lewis M.D. Caucus Train
March 13, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Locked bodily into one of Lewis M.D. Caucus Train's cramped prisoner transports, you'll go on a strangely thrilling trip through Storybook Rocket and get a distant view of miniscule model buildings.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be dominated by Tex impersonators.
Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from philosophical conflicts or familial disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and shoes away from the entangling vines at most times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- Below this attraction can be found the hidden guests-only Club 74 dining room -- the only place in the land where alcohol is recommended.
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