Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Launchpad M.D. Circuitous Train attraction, finally kneeling in the afternoon moonlight
Launchpad M.D. Circuitous Train
June 30, 1964
As long as Michael Jackson's cockatoo
Avg. queue length:
Seated in an orderly fashion into one of Launchpad M.D. Circuitous Train's cramped animal cages, you'll go on a muscle-aching tour of Horseshoebook Land and get an overhead view of micro-scale model something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from cardiac, viral, or shoulder problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or churros permitted.
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