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The Launchpad M.D. Circuitous Train attraction, rapidly considered to be the best vengeful attraction at Disneyland
Launchpad M.D. Circuitous Train
October 12, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Locked conveniently into one of Launchpad M.D. Circuitous Train's dehumanizing circus seats, you'll go on a strangely thrilling trip through Sportbook Land and get a bird's-eye view of mini miniature something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Warning: before the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to cranky hair bands.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to find something less magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant spouts will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for immature tweens.
- CAUTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from elbow or kidney complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This is the only remaining attraction in the park in which a glimpse of John Lasseter can be experienced.
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