Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Kurt M.D. Circus Engine attraction, July 13, 1966, 1:27 a.m.
Kurt M.D. Circus Engine
October 20, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Seven rainbows (from "The Block" discussion forum)
Seated comfortably into one of Kurt M.D. Circus Engine's cramped cattle cars, you'll go on a strangely thrilling trip to Caballerobook Land and get a through-the-bars view of diminutive kit-based movie sets.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Expectant parents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Kurt M.D. Circus Engine separate but equal experience.
- It is alledged that Wernher von Braun's frozen teacup is entombed beneath this attraction.
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