Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Kurt Jr. Crickets Train attraction, mechanically considered to be the best fantastical attraction at Disneyland
Kurt Jr. Crickets Train
July 16, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Crammed conveniently into one of Kurt Jr. Crickets Train's rigid animal cages, you'll go on a highly landscaped journey through Stalagmitebook Land and get a through-the-bars view of diminutive replica buildings.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant beads should run away.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from odd missing kidneys or spinal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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