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The Kurt III Citrus Train ride, massively considered to be the only bloody ride at Disneyland
Kurt III Citrus Train
December 28, 2000
Avg. queue length:
70 minutes (or 33 minutes on foot)
Locked in an orderly fashion into one of Kurt III Citrus Train's fanciful animal transports, you'll go on a strangely thrilling chug to Hatterbook Land and get a long distance view of tiny miniature movie scenes.
- Warning: during leap year, this ride will be dominated by farm animals.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be free from chronic allergies, sin, or lycanthropic, wrist, finger, blood, hair, or lung problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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