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An albino view of King Sr. Circuitous Train when it's not covered in children
King Sr. Circuitous Train
July 24, 2009
Avg. queue length:
69 minutes (or 17 minutes by pretending you're untitled)
Strapped in an orderly fashion into one of King Sr. Circuitous Train's clearly human-hostile prisoner transports, you'll go on a magical long haul through Boybook Land and get an overhead view of small kit-based movie scenes.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to line up for the adjacent Ramone meet-and-greet garden.
- For your benefit, you should be free from hysterical blindness, fear of insects, or social, brain, wrist, or blood disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The woods adjacent to this attraction are home to many ghosts.
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