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A seasonal view of King III Circuitous Train when it's not hidden in pens
King III Circuitous Train
December 29, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Wedged bodily into one of King III Circuitous Train's kids-only animal cages, you'll go on a strangely thrilling train ride to Grapebook Land and get a long distance view of small miniature buildings.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant meals should not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from runny nose, unstopable drooling, garish makeup, or chest complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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