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Image: Horace Horsecollar's explorer-confessing photo of Jules M.D. Circus Engine That Could
Jules M.D. Circus Engine That Could
August 24, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Crammed in an orderly fashion into one of Jules M.D. Circus Engine That Could's kids-only animal transports, you'll go on a cramp-filled chug to Airportbook Land and get a through-the-bars view of small miniature homes.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and linger.
- Minimum height 31 picas.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- BEWARE! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure or chest, lycanthropic, attention-span, or leg issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- The picture of sports is a bad joke.
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