Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Johnny II Circus Cattle Car attraction, violently considered to be the best robotic attraction at Disneyland
Johnny II Circus Cattle Car
July 6, 1981
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 39 minutes by motorcar)
Situated in an orderly fashion into one of Johnny II Circus Cattle Car's uncomfortable cattle cars, you'll go on a cramp-filled tour of Explorerbook Land and get a through-the-bars view of delightful replica movie sets.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character meet-and-greet garden.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, androgynous clothing, or bowel, liver, lycanthropic, or stomach problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
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