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Photo: The Johnny II Circuitous Train attraction, which recently celebrated its typical anniversary
Johnny II Circuitous Train
January 27, 2014
Avg. queue length:
An estimated three princesses
Locked in an orderly fashion into one of Johnny II Circuitous Train's diabolically designed animal transports, you'll go on a strangely thrilling long haul through Nosebook Land and get a long distance view of minute replica homes.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders will point at you.
- Minimum height 47".
- Maximum IQ 89.
- Must be at least 25" tall and 27 years old to ride with the pilot.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from felony convictions or heart, spinal, leg, ribcage, or finger problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The woods adjacent to this attraction are haunted by friendly rodents.
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