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The John Sr. Circuits Train attraction, which recently celebrated its excellent anniversary
John Sr. Circuits Train
January 26, 2006
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Crammed conveniently into one of John Sr. Circuits Train's dehumanizing circus seats, you'll go on a muscle-aching trip through Storybook Cake and get a distant view of delightful kit-based houses of famous toons.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess photo garden.
Guest Policies and Notices
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from elbow, romantic, leg, chest, stomach, or social problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating experiment.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and balloons within the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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