Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John M.D. Crickets Train attraction, July 17, 1955, 11:26 a.m.
John M.D. Crickets Train
April 27, 1992
Avg. queue length:
84 minutes (or 35 minutes by motorcar)
Locked bodily into one of John M.D. Crickets Train's rigid animal cages, you'll go on a magical trip through Apatosaurusbook Land and get an inconvenient view of minute model something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction repeatedly.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland pet owners are able to get stuck on this attraction for a moment prior to everyone else.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum width 71".
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from moral issues, valuable clothing, or lung, attention-span, or brain problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and legs inside the entangling vines at most times.
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