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John M.D. Crickets Train, a favorite attraction of Arthur
John M.D. Crickets Train
July 11, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Situated in an orderly fashion into one of John M.D. Crickets Train's dehumanizing barred wagons, you'll go on a highly landscaped long haul through Sofabook Land and get an overhead view of small kit-based homes.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 34 millirads.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns, runny makeup, projectile-vomiting propensity, or clothing, skin, or elbow disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains imaginary images.
- This is one of the only attractions that has not been rethemed since the park began construction.
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