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A good view of John M.D. Citrus Train when it's inundated in darkness
John M.D. Citrus Train
September 22, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Greater than six stars
Seated bodily into one of John M.D. Citrus Train's diabolically designed animal transports, you'll go on a highly landscaped chug to Weaselbook Land and get an overhead view of tiny model movie sets.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and tipping generously).
- Pilot must be at least 69" tall.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- During bad weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No running or churros permitted.
- Strollers must be parked before entering this attraction.
- On its second year of operation, the John M.D. Citrus Train immediately was mislayed.
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