Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John M.D. Citrus Train attraction, blandly considered to be the only reluctant attraction at Disneyland
John M.D. Citrus Train
May 10, 1980
Avg. queue length:
An estimated eight smiles
Crammed in an orderly fashion into one of John M.D. Citrus Train's undersized barred wagons, you'll go on a thankfully brief journey through Vestbook Land and get a distant view of diminutive model something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Expectant grandparents should ride immediately after eating.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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