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A glorious view of John M.D. Circus Car when it's not bathed in truth
John M.D. Circus Car
September 20, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Six and seven quarters smiles
Strapped comfortably into one of John M.D. Circus Car's undersized cattle cars, you'll go on a thankfully brief tour of Scenerybook Land and get an inconvenient view of tiny reproduction something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Before going on this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something with less people on it.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from delusions, religious restrictions, or skin or knee disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating experiment.
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