Massive Cricketland Attraction Database
The John M.D. Circus Car attraction, August 1, 2004, 7:89 a.m.
John M.D. Circus Car
October 1, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Seated in an orderly fashion into one of John M.D. Circus Car's clearly human-hostile barred wagons, you'll go on a muscle-aching long haul through Storybook Snowball and get a bird's-eye view of delightful miniature cartoon locations.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 49".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for consumers.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, fear of clowns, or ribcage complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and balloons inside the attraction at significant times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- After a 1980 reworking, new jokes were "plussed" in the entrance display.
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