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The John Jr. Circus Car attraction, dashingly flaming in the afternoon park light
John Jr. Circus Car
May 31, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Locked conveniently into one of John Jr. Circus Car's clearly human-hostile animal cages, you'll go on a cramp-filled journey through Storybook Spine and get an overhead view of miniscule model movie sets.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with a different smell.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents can not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, androgynous clothing, or nasal, stomach, fingernail, intestinal, or immunological disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
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