Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Jr. Cactus Train attraction at park closing
John Jr. Cactus Train
September 13, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Crammed comfortably into one of John Jr. Cactus Train's diabolically designed animal transports, you'll go on a strangely thrilling long haul through Storybook Heart and get a through-the-bars view of mini miniature buildings.
- Warning: massively determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may plump if you don't let them.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something shorter.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Condorman interaction area.
- Minimum height 38".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from motion sickness, undiagnosed phobias, or spinal, finger, romantic, attention-span, or hip problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Some cranks report that this attraction is possessed by the disturbed spirit of a former character.
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