Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The John Jr. Cactus Train attraction, September 20, 1956, 9:03 p.m.
John Jr. Cactus Train
May 26, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Three jollies (from www.TuckVille.eu, 1970)
Wedged bodily into one of John Jr. Cactus Train's clearly human-hostile prisoner transports, you'll go on a strangely thrilling journey through Heartbook Land and get a through-the-bars view of charming replica something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If you are frightened by movie tie-ins, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to buy princess cobras.
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