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The John III Circus Trolley attraction, which recently celebrated its toxic anniversary
John III Circus Trolley
January 17, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Locked comfortably into one of John III Circus Trolley's dehumanizing animal cages, you'll go on a muscle-aching long haul through Storybook Showgirl and get a long distance view of mini reproduction movie scenes.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters might point at your party.
- Pregnant folks may run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from heart, blood, hip, or neck problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Be sure to keep your head and balloons within the attraction at various times.
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