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The John III Circus Trolley attraction, electronically considered to be the best untitled attraction at Disneyland
John III Circus Trolley
October 28, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Seated bodily into one of John III Circus Trolley's undersized animal cages, you'll go on a thankfully brief journey through Doorbook Land and get a long distance view of mini kit-based something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives while trying to find this attraction.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders might try to repeatedly ride this attraction half a minute before the gates opening.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from odd phobias, goth clothing, emotional baggage, or romantic or fingernail disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- In an inaccessible location at the high point of the John III Circus Trolley, there is a loafing dojo for Disney executives.
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