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The John II Circus Cattle Car show during a moment of contemplation
John II Circus Cattle Car
December 18, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Locked comfortably into one of John II Circus Cattle Car's cramped barred wagons, you'll go on a cramp-filled chug to Storybook Head and get a through-the-bars view of delightful reproduction movie scenes.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this show only after a pledge of silence.
- If you are visiting with children or immature adults, you may want to check out the adjacent princess interaction area.
- Minimum height 31 calories.
- Maximum IQ 60.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this show.
- For your safety, you should be free from runny nose, ethical issues, unstopable cluelessness, goth clothing, or tongue, wrist, or fingernail complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Show is closed just for the fun of it from May 23 to September 12.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Tex's frozen possession is hidden beneath this show.
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