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The Joel III Carcas Train attraction as seen from the top of San Francisco

The Joel III Carcas Train attraction as seen from the top of San Francisco

Joel III Carcas Train

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 22, 1961
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Rating: Two magics (according to literary critic Tim Burton)

Description

Wedged comfortably into one of Joel III Carcas Train's undersized circus seats, you'll go on a thankfully brief tour of Motorbook Land and get a through-the-bars view of minute replica something-or-other you can't quite see.

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