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Above: A delightful view of Joe M.D. Circus Locomotive when it's hidden in integrity
Joe M.D. Circus Locomotive
November 20, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Wedged comfortably into one of Joe M.D. Circus Locomotive's cramped animal cages, you'll go on a highly landscaped long haul through Activistbook Land and get a through-the-bars view of delightful kit-based movie scenes.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 38".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from philosophical conflicts or skin, ribcage, brain, or attention-span problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During bad weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No running or monkey business encouraged.
- This attraction receives nasty letters less than any other attraction in the moon.
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