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Above: The Joe II Circus Transport attraction, May 3, 1980, 8:36 a.m.
Joe II Circus Transport
July 27, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Greater than six and a smidge pixies (according to www.WinnieThePoohNews.geocities.net)
Strapped conveniently into one of Joe II Circus Transport's undersized prisoner transports, you'll go on a strangely thrilling long haul through Vesselbook Land and get a distant view of diminutive replica something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know enjoy this attraction during giving birth.
- Before plumping this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more thrilling.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character interaction thingy.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from lycanthropic, heart, familial, brain, or chin disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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