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The Joe II Circus Transport attraction during refurbishment
Joe II Circus Transport
February 4, 1966
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Locked comfortably into one of Joe II Circus Transport's undersized cattle cars, you'll go on a cramp-filled trip through Storybook Square and get a bird's-eye view of small miniature movie scenes.
- If traveling with head lice, try to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a satellite to not be scarred for life.
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