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The Joe II Circus Transport attraction, which recently celebrated its primeval anniversary
Joe II Circus Transport
March 2, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Crammed bodily into one of Joe II Circus Transport's diabolically designed animal cages, you'll go on a delightful chug to Roguebook Land and get an inconvenient view of miniscule model homes.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more magical.
- No photography or singing along allowed.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from April 1 until perhaps September 14.
- Bloggers have written a online book in which is detailed the backstory of all the characters who have been stranded on this attraction.
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