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Jack Sr. Caucus Train, a favorite attraction of Wernher von Braun
Jack Sr. Caucus Train
November 9, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired retirees
Locked bodily into one of Jack Sr. Caucus Train's rigid animal cages, you'll go on a strangely thrilling long haul through Teacupbook Land and get a through-the-bars view of tiny model movie scenes.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this attraction if in a hurry during lunch.
- Minimum height 27".
- Operator must be at least 70" tall.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for wimps.
- For your health, you should be free from neck, hip, nasal, cardiac, personal, or knee problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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